Big thanks to Sharmi Patel who made this boring and unoriginal website, but don’t blame her it was all my idea and she takes no responsibility for anything on this site but you should be nice and let her design your much more interesting and appealing website in the future. P.S. She will take payment in vegetarian paninis.

 

Legal Notice: Although Barry J. Schwartz is a pompous jerk and a subpar photographer at best, and the contents of this website are unoriginal and not copyrighted in anyway whatsoever, ALL of the photos on flickr and videos on Vimeo are copyrighted by said pompous jerk.